Easter Jokes

Cheer up!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits’ feet.

How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A bunion.

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A bunny laughing its head off.

How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!.

What do you get when you cross an bunny with a Scottish bun?
A bonnybunnybun!

What do you get if you cross a 'Jackaroo’- Bunny with a Dr. Frankenstien?
You get a 'hare-brained’ Jackyl!

Where does a bunny go when it dies?
To the hare-after.

What do you get when you cross an Easter bunny with a blue Easter bunny?
A crying bunny!

Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? Because he was eggo-centric!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits’ feet

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead!

How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter