Easter Jokes

EASTER JOKES

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.

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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!

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Is it true that bunnies have good eye sight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?

Cheer up!

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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits’ feet.

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How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail.

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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A bunion.

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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

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What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A bunny laughing its head off.

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How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!.

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What do you get when you cross an bunny with a Scottish bun?
A bonnybunnybun!

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What do you get if you cross a ‘Jackaroo’- Bunny with a Dr. Frankenstien?
You get a ‘hare-brained’ Jackyl!

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Where does a bunny go when it dies?
To the hare-after.

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What do you get when you cross an Easter bunny with a blue Easter bunny?
A crying bunny!

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Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

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Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

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Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? Because he was eggo-centric!

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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits’ feet

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

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What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead!

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How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter

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